This is Young Loki Odinson. He has recently returned form the dead thanks to his older brother Thor, who missed him very very much and could not stand the thought of living in a world without Loki. That little magpie is Ikol, who serves as Loki’s council. (Ikol is known to be the spirit of the late Loki-God-Of-Evil.) We’ve compiled a couple sound bites about our young trickster for your convenience.
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Kid Loki: Well, there’s not much to say. But I did save the world from the terror of the Fear Lord with nothing but my wits and a band of misfits and evildoers at my command! No really! I did all of that! I saved everyone! And all I got out of it was a Yule Tide Punch! I’m telling you, Asgard sure is kind to her heroes.
Ikol: It is not your place to play the hero. You are Loki.
KL: Shut up Ikol, no one asked you!
Made any other noteworthy accomplishments since your rebirth?
KL: Well we did manage to stop the other Fear Lord from stealing all the Fear Stuff in everyone’s heads! Well sorta… it’s kind of a long story.
Ikol: You handed the Fear Lord the biggest cache of Fear Stuff. You nearly killed us all.
KL: SHUT UP IKOL!
How do you feel about Asgard resting on Midgardian soil?
KL: It’s Asgardia now! And it’s floating again, thanks to that Stark fellow. He also makes such nice phones. You can do so many things with this device! Chronicle events of great importance pictorially, for instance!
Ikol: You tried to snap a photo of Sif’s breasts…
KL: SHUT. UP. IKOL.