This is Loki Odinson (He is actually Laufey’s boy, but shh it’s kind of a family secret). He lives in Asgard with his oaf-of-a-brother Thor, who is also stupid and dumb (Loki’s words). Below is what little information we could whittle out of the man.
Tell us a bit about yourself.
Go away.
Future plans?
You’re still here? My brother’s coronation is in 5 minutes so if you could just…
We’ve heard rumor that you, through magicks way beyond our mortal scope of understanding, have managed to sneak three jotuns past Asgard’s defenses. All this, to ruin Thor’s coronation and prove him unfit and unprepared to rule the Nine Realms. Have you any comments?
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…Your silence is damning, Mister Laufeyson.
…WHAT?!
