This is Old Man Loki, and he’s king of Asgard. He keeps his brother Thor imprisoned, bound with enough chains to make the average S&M dungeon look like a day-spa.
That’s some kinky shit, Old Man.
We tried for an interview, but he just ran at us with a cane and yelled for us to get off his lawn. Then he proceeded to trip on the steps of his front porch.
It was very fucking funny.
